The Plan for Fall

I’ve been thinking a lot about how I want to approach the fall marathon season and about what, if anything, I want to train for. It’s been hard to know exactly where to set my sights since I haven’t known what my back would be able to handle. While in Tulsa, I drank the Dom-N-8rz (Patty’s running group) Kool-Aid. Because she has been injured for awhile as well, it actually really helped me to feel more optimistic about fall races. I guess running with someone else who is hurt made me feel like I wasn’t as far behind. As I’ve been building up my mileage, I’ve had pretty great results – not necessarily with my tremendous endurance, because I certainly don’t have that back quite yet – but in terms of my back cooperating with the process, I really couldn’t ask for more. After a great 14 miles this past weekend, I’ve laid out a plan for how to proceed in the fall and I’m finally ready to share it! Watch everything go to shit now.


I’ve decided that this training session will just be base building. No speed work, no hill work, nothing crazy. Just lots of easy miles and getting my groove back. I will be sticking to a run-walk plan for my long runs for the foreseeable future, as it’s working really well so far and I don’t want to push my luck. After my fall marathon is over, I’ll start easing back into the harder runs. I’m going to stick with the 3 times per week plan for now and supplement with lots of cycling and other cross training to keep my fitness up. Why mess with a good thing? Plus, it’s just really hot and running in the summer kind of sucks, let’s be honest.


I don’t know what my excuse is.

September 6 – Bird-in-Hand Half Marathon, Bird-in-Hand, PA

I’m out of control excited for the Bird-In-Hand Half Marathon. Running with the Amish? Are you kidding me? Um, I absolutely signed up on the first day registration opened…last October. I wish I was kidding. My mom and I will be driving up to Pennsylvania and I’ll be running the half with JC! I have no time goals for this race, but I’d like to run the entire thing except for walking through the water stops. I think that is viable, and mostly I just want to have fun! I mean, that is pretty much always the case, but you know what I mean. In my long runs over the month of August, I’ll be focusing on stringing together longer running segments and fewer walk breaks to build my endurance and get my body used to running for extended periods of time.


I’m going to become best friends with every Amish person since I obviously won’t be blinding them with my speed like this guy. (Image from Lancaster Online)

October 12 – Prairie Fire Marathon, Wichita, KS

After waffling back and forth on whether I would be ready for Prairie Fire, I felt a lot more confident this week after finishing 14 miles. I definitely felt like I could have kept running. Although we were doing run/walk intervals, I’m ok with that – I often walk parts of marathons anyway, especially at the end, so why not actually train for that and follow my program? I’d like to do 1 mile running and 1/4 mile walking, so I’d end up running over 20 miles of the race. I feel good about that, especially in terms of keeping myself healthy. Since I’ll only be able to do 4 or fewer marathons per year now, I need to be strategic about which ones I do, meaning no marathons in states I’ve already done. The Dom-N-8rz are all headed to Prairie Fire, and Patty and I will be running the race together since we’re both in the same boat. I haven’t run a marathon in the state of Kansas yet, so this seems like an ideal race to slate as my comeback.


Pretty sure this is what me and Patty will look like during Prairie Fire. More or less.

I’m feeling really good about my fall training schedule and races. It isn’t necessarily the traditional plan, but I think it is what is best for my body and my mind. Of course, my health is my priority, so if I start having any pain as the long runs get longer, I’ll definitely pull back. We’ll see what happens!

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Life With Ed, Part 8: When You Try to Lose Weight The Normal Way

Disclaimer: This is a series of posts about my experiences with anorexia and bulimia.  Many of the things I discuss could be extremely triggering if you are dealing with an eating disorder, so please read at your own risk. I am not an doctor or a therapist. I am simply telling you my story.

Thankfully, it’s been awhile since I’ve written a Life With Ed post. I’m happy to report that I’ve made a lot of progress in my recovery, particularly in the realm of my actions. I’ve mentioned previously that the key for me in the early steps of my recovery was learning to control my actions first and then my thoughts later, because the actions were a lot more manageable. So, I’m happy to say that I have not purged since February 17, 2013, the day before my stomach surgery (hey, one for the road, you know?)! I never thought I would be able to say something like that.

That being said, I’ve also touched on the fact that I’ve gained some weight since my back surgery that I’m not happy with. While it was only about 8-10 pounds, that’s a lot for me, and it put me at the highest weight I’ve ever been, which sent alarm bells off in my head and nearly triggered a jump into the deep end. It wasn’t only the weight that was worrying me – it was the age-old battle of how to eat, diet, work out, etc. in moderation without triggering a relapse. Historically, I’ve only been able to maintain recovery if I don’t count calories or track my exercise. I get too competitive and freaked out if I keep track, so I generally just run based on my training plan and eat based on what I feel like eating and hope for the best. It always evens out one way or another.

So what to do when you’re a recovering anorexic/bulimic who wants to lose weight without triggering a relapse?

Well, I wish I could answer that question, but I can’t. I’ve never done it successfully.  I can only tell you about my experience and what I’ve been doing so far. To start, there was clearly an issue with how much I was eating versus how much I was exercising. Calories in vs calories out – basic math, right? So I started tracking what I’m eating using My Fitness Pal, which is a free app and website. At first, it was so challenging for me to get my calories where they need to be because I was used to eating as much as I wanted and drinking tons of beer. Plus, I wasn’t able to exercise very much at that point, so it was hard to “earn” any extra calories with exercise.


Oh hello, evil eating disorder brain

Let me stop right there. One of my big challenges right now is struggling with the mentality of “earning” my food. I feel terrible about eating on the days when I don’t exercise. So I always exercise. I’ve been working out an insane amount to try and lose weight and not feel bad about what I’m eating. Even though I’m making the healthy choices, I still feel like I don’t deserve them. Yes, I know my body needs fuel, and yes, I know that I have to eat enough to prevent injury and make progress in my training, but that still doesn’t change my thought process before every meal. It’s always a battle. Last week, I forced myself to take a rest day on Friday in preparation for my long run on Saturday because my body was exhausted, but I was a nervous wreck all day trying to keep my calories down even thought I knew I needed the fuel and that I would make up for any “extra” that I ate during the run the next day. That is stupid. I know it is stupid and I can’t help but feel that way. It’s annoying.

As motivating as apps like My Fitness Pal are for some people, they’re dangerous for me. For example, each day when you complete your food diary, it tells you how much you would weigh in five weeks if you ate like that every day. The problem? On days when I burn a ton of calories (like long runs or days when I bike and do Body Pump) and can’t possibly eat enough to catch up, I see these super-low (to me) numbers on the screen and I think “I can totally do that.” Again, it’s a battle because part of me knows I shouldn’t, but the other part can’t help but be extremely tempted to undereat, overexercise, and see those crazy numbers.

Ultimately, what I’ve realized is that I really am just ready to be back to my normal weight and be done with this. I don’t want to relapse, and I feel like I’m mentally torturing myself every day. That being said, it’s not as simple as saying “well, don’t worry about the scale” because regardless of what the numbers say, I feel like crap when my clothes don’t fit or I’m noticeably bigger anyway. Would I love to tell you that I’m one of those people who loves their body? Sure. Absolutely. Can I say that honestly? No. So far, I’ve been able to eat healthy food and a decent enough quantity to feel like I’m at least doing ok and not taking things too far. I guess I just wish my brain would shut off and let me be in peace, for once. That being said, as much as I’m having a hard time with my thought process, at least I have been able to restrain myself enough to keep my actions in check. That was impossible a year ago, so I have a lot to be proud of! Who knows? Maybe this time next year, my brain will be in check too.

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Half-Marathon, Maybe? – Moonlight Miles Race Report

This might be the most delayed race report in the history of this blog, so I apologize about that. As you may or may not recall, I signed up for an event called Moonlight Miles a few months ago and did an interview with the race director, who just so happens to be my awesome friend Bethany. My goal when I had my surgery was to be able to complete the 10k (the event has both a half-marathon and a 10k) in some form or fashion, whether it involved walking, running, or crawling across the finish line.

Bethany had kindly invited us to gorgeous Grand Junction, CO to promote Ramblen at the event, and Natalie and I were thrilled to have the opportunity to check out some great running and cycling routes and healthy restaurants while we were there. I’ll spare you the complete run-down of how many types of amazing gluten-free bread I had, but suffice to say there were a lot and I would totally be willing to live in Grand Junction.

The Riverfront Trail is a sight to behold

I really wasn’t sure what to do heading into the race. I knew without question that I could finish the 10k with a solid run/walk combo. However, I’ve also been building up my long run mileage in hopes of a fall marathon, and I had 10 miles on the schedule for that day. My options were to either do the 10k and then turn back around for another 3.8 miles, or do the half-marathon and get some bonus mileage and a medal.

Let’s not pretend for a second like there’s any question about what I picked. Obviously, the half-marathon was the only way to go. My reasoning was as follows:

  1. Out of the 10 miles I needed to finish, I intended to run 8 of them.  If I walked the extra 3 miles, that would not be additional impact on my back, so I wouldn’t be likely to hurt myself.
  2. The course is a double loop, so if I was in any way uncomfortable after the first loop, I could stop.
  3. Medal, duh.
  4. The thought of going back out for another 4 miles after finishing a 10k was entirely unappealing.

Perhaps most importantly, Bethany strives to make her races an amazing and memorable experience for all runners, including the person who finishes last. If there was ever a time to be at the back of the pack, this was it, because I knew there would be plenty of food and fanfare still going on when I was done.


I wanted one of these stickers SO BAD, but alas, it was not my first half.

Remember when I held a giveaway on the blog for a free entry to the race? Well, the lucky winner was Whitney! She came all the way from New Hampshire and brought her mom and her sister along for a fun girls’ vacation out in Colorado. How cool is that? See, you can’t help but travel when you join Team T-Rex!


Ice cold cloth for your neck – good idea in theory, bad idea in pictures.

Whitney and I started the race together and ran about a mile before I started my first walk break. My plan was to run a mile and walk a quarter mile, since that’s what I had been doing on my long runs thus far and I wanted to make sure my back didn’t have any issues over the longer distance. Around that time, I saw a woman named Gia who I had met prior to the start. She has been injured and having a rough time training, so we ended up walking together and chatting. I was really worried about run/walking by myself for such a long distance, especially since the race took place at night and I’m not used to running by myself!


We started just before dark so I tried to get a few pictures of the path

Gia and I had a great time running and walking together. We ended up walking more than I felt like I needed to, but I think it was probably a good idea since they mileage was substantially more than I had planned on doing. I figured it was better to be safe than sorry. Besides, we were having so much fun that I definitely didn’t like the idea of running by myself! The only thing that wasn’t fun were the bugs. Now, when Bethany warned us that there were lots of bugs, I was super panicked about lots of mosquitos. That’s because I live in the South and our main bugs are mosquitos. What she actually meant was gnats! Thousands and thousands of gnats. I ate more than my fair share and tried to keep my head down as much as possible, but it was still pretty gross.


At least there was a gorgeous Colorado sunset to look at while I choked on bugs!

This race really reminded me why I love running so much. Since I normally always run races with one of my good friends, it’s not as common for me to meet someone out on the course and spend the rest of the time learning their life story. Gia and I had such a blast talking about anything and everything (side note: Why is it that TMI never applies when you’re running? You talk about everything!) and it was great to just enjoy being out there again instead of thinking about how hard running is. It also didn’t hurt that the aid stations and volunteers were FANTASTIC and people were always cheering us on!


Apples and Nutella at an aid station? I DIE.

And of course, Moonlight Miles got its name for the giant full moon that lit up the skies that night! Watching it rise over the mountains was absolutely spectacular. I’ve never done a night race before, and although I was a little wary at first, it was a lot of fun! It didn’t hurt that I couldn’t see very far in front of me and therefore couldn’t agonize about how far away the mile markers were.


I assure you, it was much more exciting in person.

My back never hurt throughout the entire race, and when we crossed the finish line 2 hours and 50 minutes after we started, I wasn’t disappointed about my time. I was just happy to have had a wonderful experience, made a new friend, and finished a half marathon, no matter what pace it took. And Bethany’s whole thing about making sure the back of the pack had just as wonderful of a finish line experience as the front? Totally true. There were plenty of freshly grilled hot dogs, veggie dogs, brats, and s’mores for everyone! They even had free beer. Now that’s my kind of party.

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Me and the best race director, Bethany! Can we all please just take a moment to marvel at how tan I look for some unknown reason? When did that happen?

I have to thank Bethany and the Starunner Enterprises staff for an amazing race experience, and of course, my new friend Gia! Like my favorite quote says: “A journey is best measured in friends, rather than in miles.” – Timothy Cahill


Training Lately

Oh, running. You elusive, saucy minx. You cruel charlatan.

I’ve been running for a month now. It’s crazy to think that it has been that long! It definitely doesn’t feel like things have changed all that much in a month, although when I look back on it, I know they have. My training routine in the post back-surgery era has changed significantly from what it used to be, and it probably will continue to change going forward. Here’s where I’m at right now.

Before: Running 5 days a week, 35-40 miles/weekly

After: Running 3 days a week, whatever I can manage

One thing I knew for sure was that my running volume would have to change significantly in order to keep my back as healthy as possible. For now, that means running three days a week (Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday) with the possibility of working my way up to 4 eventually. I’m doing run/walk right now and likely will for my long runs for the foreseeable future. This past week, I ran 3.5 miles without stopping to walk, which was by far my longest effort since I started running again. I was so proud of myself that you would have thought I just ran an ultra. Usually, I try to increase the amount I run without walking one day a week. The other day, I do a shorter effort with a walk thrown in. On long run days, I’m currently running a mile and then walking for a couple of minutes, then running again.

I have to say, it’s been more frustrating to get back to running than I thought. I’m struggling a lot with the mental aspect -specifically, I’m constantly comparing what I can do now to what I could do before, which is obviously ridiculous. I can’t seem to help it, though. I do have a great time talking with my friends, and of course I enjoy actually being out there and running again. I guess I just thought that my fitness would come back more quickly than it has. Obviously, I thought that because I am insane, since it makes no sense. The good news is that my leg turnover has stayed decent, so I’m running somewhere between 9:00-9:30 without consciously trying. The bad news is that my cardio system isn’t quite there yet, so I mostly feel like I’m dying. I’m sure I’ll catch up to my legs soon.


Before: Cycling when I feel like it, maybe once a week

After: Cycling 3 days per week

Oddly enough, I’m a better cyclist than I am a runner despite how much I try to avoid cycling and how much more effort I have historically put into running. Cycling has been a good way for me to work on my cardio and leg turnover without the impact from running, so I’ve made a serious effort to incorporate it into my routine. And you know what? It’s really not as bad as I thought. I’m riding my road bike, which is a more upright position, twice a week and my triathlon bike, which has the aero position (aka kind of hunched over), once a week. The most challenging thing about cycling, particularly in South Carolina, is finding places to ride where I feel safe and where the roads aren’t terrible. Also, the clothing is challenging. I look hideous in it. Those shorts are a joke, right? THE WORST.



After: Begrudgingly attend Body Pump classes

I hate strength training. It is the worst. My ex was a personal trainer, so this was a constant source of irritation to him, but I just could never get into it. The burning muscles? The feeling like you’re about to drop hundreds of pounds onto your face? No, thank you. Not my cup of tea. I’ve always known how important strength training is, but I’ve just flat out refused to do it, unless you count yoga as strength training. Unfortunately, I don’t really have that luxury anymore. I’ve been working out in the gym with my physical therapist (to make sure I’m doing exercises that are safe for my back) but I’ve also been attending Body Pump classes at the gym here in Tulsa. While I still mostly hate it, I actually hate the spinning class that Patty does as a warm up (worst idea ever) more, so strength training seems not so bad in comparison. At least the class moves quickly and the instructors are good. I know I’m working hard and I know I’m helping my back, so that’s all that matters, and if that means I have to strength train forever, then so be it. Look for my bulging muscles, coming soon to photos on this blog.


Before: Ab work? What ab work?

After: Barre classes and 8 minute abs

Ab work is right up there for me with clawing out my own eyeballs. I know so many people who absolutely love it, and I cannot for the life of me understand why. It should not hurt when I laugh. Sadly, it no longer matters what I think of ab work because the health of my lower back depends on some serious core strengthening. I’ve started making a concerted effort to do some type of core work each day, whether that means doing my workout at physical therapy, taking a barre class, or the best 8 minutes of my life as broadcast through YouTube each day.


What’s that? There’s been a more modern version of 8-Minute Abs made recently? Don’t care. Have you listened to this guy? He is amazing. Even AJ cracks up. And you know what laughter is? An ab workout. Gang, if you don’t know him, get to know him. Then thank me later for your rock hard abs, chiseled by laughter.

So I guess you could say that I’ve gone from someone who hates exercising in general but loves running to someone who tolerates exercise and loves running. I’m proud of the fact that I’m actually doing the smart thing and taking care of myself for once, and it’s nice to be able to change up my routine. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get really crazy and incorporate swimming into the mix eventually? You’re right, that would be ridiculous.

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Real Talk

You may have noticed that I’ve been a bit more quiet than usual on the blog lately. It’s not for lack of humiliating things to write about – apparently returning to running is actually, like, really hard - or lack of adventure or anything like that. As much as I don’t necessarily feel like spewing my personal problems all over the blog, since we all get sick of that, I think transparency is really important.

The truth is that I am in the middle of a really rough patch at the moment. As you know, I’ve been out in Oklahoma for the summer working on Ramblen. Natalie and I have gotten a lot accomplished since I’ve been here: we’ve added new content to the site, picked up some new clients, and gotten tremendous exposure in the Tulsa business community. Things are definitely on the upswing, which is great. The problem is that we are running out of money, and while we are bringing on new clients, it is not going to happen quickly enough for me to continue to work on the company full time. As we are trying to save money to build the second phase of our site, it could be a long time before I’ll be able to work on it full time again. So, I need to get a job – and pretty much it needs to be a full time job.

That in itself is theoretically not such a big deal, except that I don’t know where that job will be. The industry I left in Columbia is on a downswing, and there are almost no jobs there right now. There may be some coming up in the future, but there may not. In Tulsa, there is a lot more opportunity, but I own a house in South Carolina, which makes things a little more complicated. And as much as I would love to live here, that can only happen if I get a job here, because it would not make sense for AJ to leave his job and the accompanying security if I’m not financially stable. So I’m applying for jobs in Tulsa and in South Carolina, and I have no idea where I’ll be living or what I’ll be doing, if anything (dear God, let it be something) this fall.

I’ll be honest: the anxiety, the stress of not knowing, is basically killing me. I am terrified that I will end up on a jobless streak that will last months or years. I hate the idea of being a burden on AJ, as I have always provided for myself financially. Add that to the fact that I’m having a hard time coming back to running – news flash, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows when you’ve been out for 6 months and it’s 100 degrees outside – and that I’ve gained weight and I’m spending the summer away from the only person who stands a chance at calming me down (AJ, the world’s most relaxed human), and you pretty much have disaster.

I’m not known for my coping mechanisms. To put it lightly, I suck at coping mechanisms. My current focus right now every day is to make it through the day without doing something insanely stupid. In the past, I haven’t really had that kind of self control, but this time, the silver lining is that I’ve learned over the past 12 years what I can and cannot handle when I’m upset or stressed out. I know that the best thing I can do for myself is basically become a hermit. This may sound counterintuitive to a lot of people since the generally accepted idea is that it helps to talk about your problems. I’m not a person who spends a whole lot of time talking about my emotions or thoughts. I think a lot about how I feel, I just don’t really talk about it. I like to work my problems out in my head and then talk about them once they are resolved. I often find that talking about things, particularly when I’m in the height of dealing with them, makes me feel much worse and much more stressed out.

As such, I’ve been talking to my friends and family as little as humanly possible. I’ve been blogging only when I feel like I have something remotely positive to say, because I don’t want this to turn into some whine-fest. At the same time, this blog is, and should be, a reflection of my life. It’s not always fun, and I think it’s important that I be honest with you all about where I am right now. And right now, I am a hermit.

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Focusing On the Positive

Well, I got nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award by my friend Michael over at Running Around the Bend (Thank you! Even if you just did this to torture me!), and although I’m pretty sure he nominated everyone he knew and I pretty much never participate in things like this, I decided to play along. I think the rules of this are that I’m supposed to write out some random facts about myself and then nominate other people to do the same, but I’m not going to do either of those things because I don’t feel like it.

I wanted a new angle, so I started out writing five things I like about myself and five things I dislike about myself, just for the sake of balance, and I noticed something: it was very challenging for me to come up with more than one thing I like about myself (and even harder to write about them), but it was very easy for me to come up with things I dislike about myself. Then, I noticed how depressed I was getting writing about the things I dislike. Although I’m happy to tell you all of those things, I don’t think it’s beneficial at this particular moment in my life, so I decided to focus on the things I like. I invite you to do the same.

Five Things I Like About Myself

1. I’m extremely self aware: AJ and I were talking the other day and we both agree that one thing many people lack, AJ included, is self-awareness. Many people are oblivious to what their true talents are, overestimate themselves in areas in which they are weak, or have no idea how they are perceived by others. From the time I was very small, I have always had a very astute sense of self. I know my strengths and my weaknesses well. I generally am aware of how I come across when speaking to other people. I think it’s a huge advantage because the more you know about yourself, the easier it is to focus on your strengths, learn how to work around your weaknesses, and control your social environment. That being said, being self aware can also be pretty torturous, because you don’t have the benefit living in la-la land where you’re good at everything and everyone likes you. Nonetheless, this is the thing I like most about myself. For better or worse, I know who I am.


2. Integrity is of the utmost importance to me: When I was a kid, my dad owned his own business. The one thing he drilled into my head over and over was the importance of being honest in your business dealings and your personal dealings. My father is a man of tremendous personal integrity, and that is something I have strived to have, particularly in business. I would rather be a failure than be successful because I lied or cheated or wasn’t true to my morals and values along the way. That’s the reason that you don’t see a lot of sponsored posts or advertisements on this blog. Do I have a problem with people that do those things? No. I just don’t personally get a lot of offers that I genuinely feel good about passing along to you. It’s not worth the money or free stuff to me to pretend to be enthusiastic about a product or service. Personal integrity has become increasingly important to me as I’ve gotten older, and I place a high priority on it in my life. I might never be the wealthiest person on the planet, but I’m ok with that.

3. I prioritize adventure: As I mentioned in my New Year’s resolution post, my goal for this year is to make my life more interesting every day. I can say with no qualms that I have succeeded in doing that so far. I’ve always been a pretty adventurous person; it’s hard to break 12 bones during your childhood without a penchant for the slightly dangerous and interesting side of life. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve really focused on how to add excitement and adventure to my life, whether it’s through traveling across the world, taking chances in my career, or simply deciding to go kayaking for a couple hours instead of sitting on my couch. I really like that about myself, if for no reason other than I usually have fairly decent blog content and I’m interesting to talk to at parties.


4. I can adapt to any social situation easily: Despite the fact that I’m a pretty serious introvert and I don’t actually feel comfortable in a lot of social situations, I’m lucky to have always been very socially intelligent. I can easily modify my personality to suit the environment, whether it’s a loud party or a business meeting. I’m capable of interacting with many different personality types, and one thing I hear frequently is that I make people feel comfortable when they’re talking to me. It’s easy for me to sense what people need or want out of a conversation and what I need to do to get to that point. That being said, I find the process exhausting. Interacting with new people has become increasingly challenging as I’ve gotten older, and taking time to be by myself and recharge is extremely important to me. While I don’t necessarily prefer to be thrown into a ton of random social situations, I like knowing that I can handle it and it’s not going to be a disaster.

5. I am not quick to anger: It takes a lot to make me angry. I can count the number of times I’ve yelled at someone on one hand. I think this comes back to the self-awareness thing, and also the fact that I have pretty good control over my emotions in general. As a child, I observed that the least emotional person in an argument almost always won the argument. It seemed that yelling or carrying on never got anyone anywhere. That resulted in me taking situations that upset me and then analyzing them so that I could formulate my thoughts and present a coherent argument as to why the other person had upset me rather than just ranting like a lunatic. Most of the time, I found that my feelings went away after a few hours and it wasn’t such a big deal after all, so I began actively forcing myself to take a few hours or days before addressing the situation to see if it was really still important to me. This has served me well on more than one occasion, and I definitely think it’s an asset.

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My Strange Running Phobias

The act of running is tough, at least for me. It’s a physical and mental battle that happens each time I step out the door, and as much as I love it, I’ll be the first to admit that it takes very little to throw me off my game. Some people are cool as a cucumber on race day, but not me – I’m pretty much on the verge of vomiting until I cross that start line, and I don’t really know why, because at this point you’d think I’ve run enough races to get over it. While running with AJ the other day, I was reminded of all the little things that have the power to totally freak me out when I’m running. Obviously, they are all ridiculous.

1. Hearing other people breathe

I know. I know how crazy this sounds. When AJ and I were running the other day, he was breathing really hard because, quite frankly, he’s out of shape. I felt great and was having no problems continuing…until I heard him breathing like that. I cannot handle hearing people gasping for breath around me. It totally freaks me out no matter how great I feel. All of a sudden, I’m thinking “La la la, I feel great! Oh my gosh, why is that guy breathing like that? I must be running faster than I thought. If he’s not fine, I’m probably not fine. Oh no, there goes my heart! I’m dying. This is what a heart attack feels like. WHERE IS THE OXYGEN?” It’s ridiculous, but it’s true. I will always either speed up or slow down to get away from that person because I cannot run under those conditions. The absolute worst is when it happens at mile 4 of a marathon. I mean, really?

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The hard breathers are the problem, not me.

2.  Getting my hands sticky from Gu or Gatorade

My version of hell is spilling Gatorade on myself at a water stop early on in a race and having my hands feel sticky for the next 20 miles. I have, on more than one occasion, stopped at the next water stop and poured water over my hands while scrubbing like a madwoman to get it off. Once my hands are all gross, it’s all I can think about and it really stresses me out. I also hate the feeling of most hand sanitizer, which is unfortunate, since it’s required for, you know, sanitation. This is actually kind of bizarre because I’m not a particularly finicky person about dirt or sweat or anything, but sticky hands? No. I cannot.



3. Toenails that are too long

Another fear of mine that AJ regularly reminds me of is my fear of my toenails being too long. You know what happens when you’re a runner and your toenails are too long? They hurt really bad and then they fall off. Who wants to experience this? No one. As it just so happens, my newly minted fiance (so fun to say, by the way) has the opposite fear of me. He is afraid of his nails being too short because it hurts if you cut them too short. Just looking at his feet gives me anxiety for days. It’s a constant fight whenever I get a pedicure because I always tell the lady to trim my nails shorter and she insists they cannot be any shorter. SHORTER, I SAY!


The crazy eyes come out when the toenails are too long.

4.  Realizing my iPod isn’t charged

Once upon a time, I always ran with music. I didn’t run with people very often, so I used music to motivate me and entertain me. The night before the San Diego marathon, I plugged my iPod in to charge. I woke up and got ready for the race. When I got to the start line, I discovered that my iPod somehow had low battery. Disaster! I knew I’d be running the race by myself and I was not used to running without music. I swore that I would never experience that pain again, so from that day forward, I stopped running with music almost completely. It was not worth the psychological torment of feeling like I couldn’t do the race without it. Now, I’m used to being in my own head and I just sing songs to myself and it’s fine. I guess this isn’t a fear anymore because I eliminated the problem, but whatever.


Bye iPod! Bye Felicia!

5. Sleeping past the start of the race

I’ve mentioned before on the blog that I never have good dreams, only nightmares. I also have recurring nightmares, one of which always happens the night before a marathon. I am terrified of sleeping through my alarm and missing the start, or setting my alarm incorrectly and missing the start, or any combination thereof. I always wake up in a cold sweat convinced that I missed the whole thing. It’s the worst whenever it gets light really early in the morning. I always set multiple alarms just in case, and I’ve never actually slept through an alarm in my life (who can do that?!) but the fear is real. Ugh, I’m getting upset just thinking about it.


Can I get Big Ange as my alarm clock? I would definitely wake up.

LEAVE A COMMENT: What are your strange runner phobias? Am I the only person who has them? Discuss.

Guess What?!?

Ok, so June 28th was a pretty huge day for me. Three very important things happened:

  1. I did my first “long run” of marathon training! I ran/walked a total of 6 miles, which is obviously not a long run in general but is for me at the moment. The run included a warm up and cool down and 4 intervals of run 1 mile and walk 1/4 mile. I’m pleased to report that I felt great (minus my pathetic cardiovascular fitness) and my back didn’t hurt yesterday or today! Even better? I got to run with Amanda!!
  2. I found a specialty cupcake store in SC that sells gluten-free cupcakes! Shut the front door. This is the best. And I got one in celebration because…

AJ even smiled in a picture for once! Make that 4 big things that happened yesterday.

Yes, after nearly 3 years of dealing with my constant nonsense, AJ decided that he wanted to mitigate my insanity forever. Since I never really talked about how we met or much about our relationship, I’ll get to that in a future post, but for now, I’ll tell you what you want to know: how it all went down.

Yesterday, after my run, I was admittedly pretty tired. I had a full day and long drive to and from Fitbloggin’ the day before and got very little sleep, then woke up early to run. After Amanda and I ran, I took a nap, and when I woke up, I really didn’t want to do anything other than go back to sleep or possibly watch tv. Normally, AJ would be fine with this, but he kept bugging me and asking me what I wanted to do.

AJ: “What do you want to do today, babe?”

Me: “Sleep”

AJ: “No, let’s go out and do something! Let’s go for a hike! Do you want to go kayaking? Let’s go be active!!”

It’s important to note that AJ generally does not want to do things that are active, and he never suggests that we do them. He also rarely speaks in sentences that would have exclamation points in them. Since I’m always bugging him about doing active things, I figured I couldn’t say no when he was finally showing some enthusiasm about it for once, so I begrudgingly changed and we headed out to Harbison State Forest for a hike.

The hike itself was mostly uneventful aside from the extreme sweating thanks to the South Carolina summer, and AJ wasn’t acting nervous or weird or anything. We were just talking like normal and happened to be talking about some friends of ours who had recently gotten engaged, and he grabbed my hand and said something like “Speaking of engagements…” and kissed me. All of a sudden he was down on one knee and holding out the ring and he said something like (sorry, my brain wasn’t processing that well) ” I love you and I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else,” and then he just looked at me and then suddenly realized he was supposed to actually ask me something so that I could say “Yes,” and then he remembered and asked. Of course, I said yes, and although I considered doing a pause for dramatic effect, I didn’t. He was expecting me to take the ring but I actually forgot about that because I’m awkward, but eventually I remembered. Whew!

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I’ll never be a hand model, but at least the ring is pretty!

And that’s the story of how two very awkward people got engaged. We’re incredibly happy and excited! He even called my parents to ask for their blessing, which they loved. Looks like we’ve got a wedding to plan!!

Run for Another

Like many runners, I like to think of myself as a generally charitable person. I donate to pretty much every fundraising effort I come across on Facebook, and since easily half of my Facebook friends are runners, that’s quite a lot. I’ve also done Team in Training several times myself and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. At the end of the day, charity running is a great way to raise money for a cause you care about (or, let’s be honest, get you entry into that sold-out race), but often, the commitment ends when you cross the finish line.


I was contacted last week by a company called Janji that makes running apparel. That in itself is not so interesting. However, two things caught my eye about this particular company: the clothes are much cooler looking than a lot of running stuff, and the mission behind Janji made me want to learn more. The two founders, Mike and Dave, both ran in college and realized how, as athletes, they sometimes took for granted all the water and food that they ate and drank to fuel their training. With a global water crisis and plenty of people suffering from hunger, they wanted to do something about that. They also wanted to create a way for runners to constantly help others, so they hit upon the idea of creating a line of running clothes that could be sold to fund charitable projects in the US and abroad. Currently, they’re working in the following countries:

  • Tanzania - provides drinking water through water projects with MSABI
  • Peru – provides proper nutrition to children in Peru with Kusi Warma
  • Kenya – provides enough water to meet the yearly fruit and vegetable needs of one person with Kickstart
  • Rwanda – provides 3 servings of nutritional medicine to a child in Rwanda with MANA
  • Haiti – provides 8 servings of nutritional medicine to a child in Haiti with Meds & Food for Kids
  • USA - provides meals to an American in need

Because I like free things and actually believe in this idea, I agreed to review one of their shirts and see what I thought. I was sent the Tanzania Yellow Singlet, which, when purchased for $28, provides a year of drinking water for a person in Tanzania. Pretty amazing, right? When you click on an item on the website, it tells you how purchasing the item will help someone else. Of course, that’s all well and good but isn’t that helpful if the gear itself sucked or fit weird or something.


Me and my one true love, Rocket. Don’t worry, he’s AJ’s one true love also, so neither of us are jealous.

I tested out my gear on a very hot and humid run, and I’m pleased to report that not only did it look great, it’s also very breathable and comfortable. The material is a high-quality moisture-wicking fabric, and the fit is relaxed, so I never felt like anything was clinging to me.

Let’s face it, we all have to buy running clothes, so why not buy running clothes that do something good for someone else, look extremely cool, and actually are comfortable and high-performing? Especially if they don’t cost more than normal running clothes? Come on, everyone wins.

SO head out right now and visit Janji’s website and score some sweet new summer running gear for yourself while helping another human being. Even better? Free shipping on orders over $45 and an extra 20% off your purchase when you use the code TREX. Don’t worry, I’ve already bought myself a bunch of stuff for the purposes of testing out the code to make sure it worked. I am so giving.

It’s Time to Face the Facts

Remember a couple of weeks ago when I wrote about my little experiment with going gluten-free? Well, the results are in, and they are ugly. But first, a little back story, because what else would possibly compel you to keep reading?

I’m back in South Carolina for the next week and a half with a quick break on Friday for Fitbloggin. I drove the 15 hours from Oklahoma on my own instead of flying because I knew I would need a car while I was here. I actually don’t mind road trips, and I don’t mind being by myself, so it theoretically was no problem. I wasn’t sure how well I would do with sticking to a gluten-free diet while crossing the South via highway, but I wanted to give it my best shot. It was pretty tough, because as you might imagine, fast food is pretty much covered in gluten, but I managed to make do with a baked potato and salad from Wendy’s and some grilled chicken nuggets from Chick-fil-a. Unfortunately, the air conditioning in my truck died on Friday on the 9 hour final leg of my drive (I left Thursday afternoon). More unfortunately, it was 102 degrees outside.


As you might imagine, putting your windows down when it is 102 degrees is basically the equivalent of having someone point a blow dryer at your face for 9 hours. The situation was growing desperate and I was dying to cool off, so I pulled into a Dairy Queen and got a small blizzard. Without even thinking about it (primarily because my brain was so hot that thinking was impossible), I got mint Oreos and cookie dough as the mix-ins. Before I realized that neither of those items were gluten-free, I had already driven away and was eating the thing. I figured it wasn’t such a big deal because it’s not like I was eating a plate of pasta or something and I probably wouldn’t even notice a difference.

Um, false.

My intestines hurt so bad and were so bloated by the time I made it home 4 hours later that I could barely move. So I thought about it and reasoned that it could have been the lactose, since I’m lactose-intolerant, but that usually produces different symptoms. I figured the only way to find out was to test my theory by eating ice cream (without gluten) each of the other days of the weekend and seeing what happened. I know, best experiment ever, right?


If you’re not serious about your meals, we probably are not friends.

Yup. It was the gluten.


Well, that sucks. I guess it’s good to know that I can control how I feel, at least partially, by making certain dietary choices, but WHY GLUTEN?  I have nothing left without gluten! Sweet, stretchy, doughy, delicious gluten, I will miss you more than you could ever know.Well, I’ll miss you for awhile, until I inevitably get more drunk than I intended and scream “YOLO!” while running towards a giant pizza and then eat all of it. But for now, I will continue to weep into my (surprisingly delicious) gluten-free beer and keep doing silent cheers every time I come across a restaurant with more gluten-free options than just salad.

Sorry. I just realized that this post was a little heavier on the Honey Boo Boo GIFs than I originally intended.

LEAVE A COMMENT: Share your favorite gluten-free recipe or tell me something you have to avoid eating so that we can cry about it together