The Grand Unveiling, ish.

The day that you have all been waiting for has finally arrived! No, I have not given up on my diet (yet). No, I was not finally thrown in jail for annoying people with my drunken high fives. And no, I have not decided to quit running.

But today IS the day when you get to see my (possible) new mascot!

And the crowd goes wild.

Before I show you the (possible) new mascot, let me preface this with the following, since I have gotten several questions from people who have seen sneak peaks:

  1. Yes, it’s supposed to be funny, not scary. My blog is funny. Not scary. I think.
  2. Yes, it is supposed to look  like a cartoon. My life is one big cartoon.
  3. No, I’m not giving it a ponytail. Not all my readers are girls.

So without further adieu, here is the (possible) new face of T-Rex Runner!


Take a moment and let it sink in. Breathe in. Breathe out.

Ok. Now you’ve seen it. The problem? T-Rex Mom SO ADMIRES my own artistic abilities that she doesn’t think I should change the original mascot. You know, that pink thing at the top of the screen that I drew in paint. She thinks I should just have it redone (by a professional) in a higher resolution and in a different color so that it can be printed on my merch. In case you’ve forgotten what it looks like, here you go. Just imagine smoother lines and um, it looking less like shit.


The orig.

Ok, so now you’ve seen the two options. Please cast your vote for which one you think I should use as the OFFICIAL T-REX RUNNER MASCOT, never to be changed again because it’s way too much work. One was done by a professional. The other was done by me. I could not possibly care less which one you pick as long as you like it. I promise.


Which mascot should I use?

My ongoing flirtation with vanity continues as I gear up to reveal the drafts for the first ever Team T-Rex shirts in the coming week! However, I kind of need a mascot for that. So vote!!!

I like comments, so leave me a comment and tell me what your favorite cartoon character was. In today’s edition of “Shit That Surprises No One,” mine was Daria.


Sorry I’m not sorry for owning the entire DVD collection.


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