Embarrassing your family is what the holidays are all about.

Every year, typically on Christmas Eve, my family goes deep sea fishing. Due to the mountain human/my brother’s failure to purchase gifts before Christmas Eve, we had to postpone the event this year until the day after Christmas, much to my chagrine. My mom and I did some early morning after Christmas shopping, whereupon IRead more

A Very T-Rex Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The T-Rex was stirring Because it was really effing hot. And that is where our story begins. Me, sweating in the heat and humidity of my home in Florida, where sleep goes to die. I woke up early with the intentions of running, but thenRead more

Hanukkah, Holiday Road Rage, and Happy Legs

There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. I set out for the seemingly endless drive back home to Florida at around 8 am yesterday morning. I had great intentions of leaving around 7, but AJ and Tom came over the night before and ruined my life kept me company for a fewRead more