The day I beat Kim Kardashian at life

It’s not very often that I come out ahead of celebrities in life, but today, I did. You all know of Kim Kardashian. If you don’t, you clearly live under a rock, because homegirl is EVERYWHERE. Yesterday, she announced that she is getting divorced after 72 days. In all other ways, Kim Kardashian wins.  Read more

The one where I sleep in a stranger’s kitchen

I know what you, my loyal blog readers (humor me here) are thinking as you read this title. You’re probably making this face, like Lauren. You might even want to shoot me with her gun. Or a real one. But I assure you, it’s not as bad as it sounds. I think. Let’s go backRead more

I am the 99%, thanks to my superior intellect.

I am the 99%, but not in the way that’s become so popular to talk about these days. I’m the 99%, RDub style – the nickname I’ll give one of my favorite coworkers. Before I explain, let me go on the record as saying I used to think I was really, really conservative. Like, BillRead more

This is your brain on dissertation.

Today was a really busy day. Work was crazy, I had a very long meeting, and then (hooray!) an appointment with a new chiropractor who I am hoping will fix all my back/life problems.  You can read about the glorious Dr. Jimerson and how he is going to heal me here. Additionally, he happens toRead more

I am many things, T-Rex included.

I am many things. I guess I’ve always known that, but over the past year, I feel like I’ve discovered something new about myself every day. Last week, for example, I discovered that I strongly resemble a Tyrannosaurus Rex. That’s right. Scrawny, generally useless upper body. Giant T-Rex legs. It is, I like to think,Read more